My first Dirty Shank card!

OK I'm all proud of myself - this is my first attempt at a Dirty Shank card. If you are easily offended, do not click here to see the Dirty Shanks blog. She basically makes hysterically rude, offensive cards. It's all a joke, meant to be funny, blah blah blah - so don't go getting all righteous on me, OK? I like to laugh, period.

So anyway, I had the idea for this card because every time my friend Sheila at work calls me on the phone, I am happy - see, we have caller ID and I like Sheila! So when I know it's her, I put on my "happy voice" even if I'm not happy! So she always says to me, "Jenn, how do you stay so happy? Share the drugs!" and I laugh and say "Valium!" Now, I actually was prescribed Valium once in my life and I liked it so much that I knew I should never take it again. Ha! So again, all just a little joke. Yes, I know drug addiction is not funny - my own family has been affected by it, so just shut up and enjoy the joke, OK? I have a stamp that says "A smile a day keeps the grumpies away" so I just hand-wrote the word Valium and cut it out and pasted it where the word smile would have been. I sent this card to Sheila the other day, I hope it makes her smile, Valium or not.