Saturday, September 13, 2008

My first Dirty Shank card!

OK I'm all proud of myself - this is my first attempt at a Dirty Shank card. If you are easily offended, do not click here to see the Dirty Shanks blog. She basically makes hysterically rude, offensive cards. It's all a joke, meant to be funny, blah blah blah - so don't go getting all righteous on me, OK? I like to laugh, period.

So anyway, I had the idea for this card because every time my friend Sheila at work calls me on the phone, I am happy - see, we have caller ID and I like Sheila! So when I know it's her, I put on my "happy voice" even if I'm not happy! So she always says to me, "Jenn, how do you stay so happy? Share the drugs!" and I laugh and say "Valium!" Now, I actually was prescribed Valium once in my life and I liked it so much that I knew I should never take it again. Ha! So again, all just a little joke. Yes, I know drug addiction is not funny - my own family has been affected by it, so just shut up and enjoy the joke, OK? I have a stamp that says "A smile a day keeps the grumpies away" so I just hand-wrote the word Valium and cut it out and pasted it where the word smile would have been. I sent this card to Sheila the other day, I hope it makes her smile, Valium or not.


  1. LOL LOVE IT!! If you still have that Valium hanging around, I'll take it off your hands! LOL

  2. first, thanks for commenting on my blog..... second, i love the there are always things in life that even in the worst of situations you have got to find humor in it.. otherwise it would make you crazy.... ;)
    i am going to add you to my blog roll its its okay.

  3. I love it!!!! It's fantastic! :)

    Hmm, I could've really used some of those happy pills this week ;)

    <3 ya from VA,

    Lady Ozma

    PS I actually made two cards this month. Go me!

  4. TRIPLE HEART IT! You are a dirty shank sister! Thanks for the shout out!!!